Plumbus User Manual
- June 4, 2024
- Blamf
Table of Contents
PLUMBUS
OWNER’S MANUAL
Operating and Servicing Instruction
Welcome to the exciting world of Plumbus ownership!
A Plumbus will aid many things in life, making life easier. With proper maintenance, handling, storage, and urging, Plumbus will provide you with a lifetime of better living and happiness.
URGENT!
IMPORTANT SAFETY INSTRUCTIONS DANGER!
READ ALL INSTRUCTIONS BEFORE USING PLUMBUS.
- Plumbus is not alive, but DO talk to Plumbus for CO2.
- Placing Plumbus near reflective surface will result in duplication.
- Do not operate Plumbus within seven seetons of other Plumbuses.
- Regularly grooming Plumbus induces desired behavior.
- Keep Plumbus powder dry.
- ALWAYS keep at ideal temperature. Plumbus will sweat if too hot or cold.
- If TOO RED, return Plumbus immediately to manufacturer, NOT TO STORE.
- Test plumbus on a small area before applying to larger surface.
- Pressing Plumbus against sensory organs will result in sickness or death.
- Exposing Plumbus to atmospheres greater than 8% Branzine not recommended.
- Plumbus may cause emotional disconnect from duties.
- Never stare directly at the parted chumbles. Instead, poke a pinhole in sheet of paper and stare at chumbles through hole.
- If not cleaned regularly, Plumbus will attract Dark Plumbus.
- Plumbus may suddenly expand one size. Take necessary precautions.
PARTS
INCLUDED IN BOX:
- A. Plumbus
- B. Brushing Unit
- C. Frood Noops
- D. Re-Hydration Packet
- E. Grumbles (large)
- F. Fleeb
- G. Krimkram Lubricator
- H. Warming Tray
Make sure all parts are located before disposing of packing materials.
PLUMBUS PARTS:
- A. Floob
- B. Grodus
- C. Dingle Bop
- D. Chumble
- E. Grumbo
If parts are damaged or missing, please call: 555-0100
FEATURES
- Plumbus now knows!
- Plumbus can get sticky!
- Plumbus is great with kitchens
- Plumbus will make It up to you!
- Plumbus is squishy and flexible for all crevices!
- Plumbus connects to your broods using GHG connective tissue!
- Plumbus is heavier and spongier than ever before!
- New Plumbus is 30% MORE! Check box!
- Plumbus is multi-versatile and safe for every room!
- Plumbu is dishwasher-safe! Look for the Plumbus-safe Circle ticker!
- Plumbus doubles as a Garbleflug in emergency situation!
- Will defend against Dark Plumbus.
USAGE AND RESTRICTIONS
RESTRICTIONS
- Plumbus is not intended for public use or demonstration.
- Using Plumbus in correlation with Scruplus will result in a “6,00.32 fine.
- If Plumbus revolves faster than 200 RPM: it must be boiled.
- You can’t taste the water when using Plumbus.
- The outline of Plumbus shouldn’t be traced onto paper.
- Don’t muss up the Chumble.
TROUBLESHOOTING
When a minor problem occurs. it usually can be solved by reviewing the list below. All other servicing should be done by an authorized representative.
WARNING: To reduce risk of personal injury. lift the Dingle Bop before cleaning or servicing.
ACCESSORIES
Accessories are available for purchase at authorized Plumbus outlets. Prices are subject to temperature or temporal shift.
FAQ
Q: What is a Plumbus?
A: A Plumbus is a tool used for a variety of jobs around the home. It can be
used for such things as a paperweight, doorstop, or to hit your brother with
when he tries to take your Plumbus.
Q: How does it work?
A: A Plumbus floats in mid-air by an unknown force and can be moved by
applying a force to the end opposite the handle.
Q: What are some of the more popular uses for a Plumbus?
A: Some of the more popular uses include: Cheering up sad people, killing
flies, and hitting your brother with when he tries to take your Plumbus.
Q: How long will it take me to learn how to use my new Plumbus?
A: It depends on how smart you are. For most people it takes about one week.
However, scientists estimate that the average person uses only 10% of their
brain power, so if you’re one of these people it may take as long as two
weeks. If you’re dumber than dirt, you should give up now because you’ll never
be able to figure it out.
Q: What should I do if my Plumbus is missing parts or damaged?
A: If parts are damaged or missing, please call: 555-0100.
Q: What should I do if my Plumbus is attracting Dark Plumbus?
A: If not cleaned regularly, Plumbus will attract Dark Plumbus.
Q: What should I do if my Plumbus suddenly expands one size?
A: Take necessary precautions.
Q: Can I clean my Plumbus in the dishwasher?
A: Yes, Plumbus is dishwasher safe. Look for the Plumbus-safe Circle ticker!
Q: What should I do if my Plumbus is too red?
A: If your Plumbus is too red, return it immediately to the manufacturer, not to the store.
What are the restrictions on using the Plumbus?
A: Plumbus is not intended for public use or demonstration. Using Plumbus in correlation with Scruplus will result in a “6,00.32 fine. If Plumbus revolves faster than 200 RPM, it must be boiled. You can’t taste the water when using Plumbus. The outline of Plumbus shouldn’t be traced onto paper. Don’t muss up the Chumble.
What purpose does a Plumbus have?
Plumbus can generate and store vast amounts of heat, allowing it to be used for cooking, ironing or just heating the room. Plumbus can secrete various agents from itself and has adaptive rubbing surfaces, making it useful for cleaning.
What is a Plumbus used for Reddit?
A plumbus is used on the underside of your sloors to really tackle those tough, stuck on, smump spots left behind from all your unwanted houseguests. Everyone know those Glippity-Gloops leave the Oompa Goo all over the place, tracking it all inside your Florpaldorp… sometimes Moopadoops don’t quite suffice.
WARRANTY
ONE YEAR LIMITED WARRANTY
WHAT THIS WARRANTY COVER?
Plumbus & Kimble Inc a subsidiary of Blamf Inc., warrants that for a period of
one year from the date of purchase, this Plumbus will be free from defects ‘”
material and workmanship. Blamf at its option, will repair or replace this
product or any component of the product found to be defective during the
warranty period.
WHAT THIS WARRANTY DOES NOT COVER?
We will not cover replacement of the Chumble or the Grodus as those parts are very delicate and hard to tell if they were tampered with It’s on you if those break. They are not covered.
OTHER IMPORTANT TERMS
Warranty voided if Plumbus is taken into the Water Caves or if used to cook
fusion foods.
Warranty voided if Plumbus 1s inspected and found to have folds in the flaps.
Warranty voided if Plumbus squeaks when shaken.
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